El(ectr)ocution

Well, I found what this 'elocution' thing be...er...is. It is a way o' talkin' like the normal brainwashed populus en masse. However, me - pardon - my instructor seems to have been trained during the Inquisition, and has enjoyed persuing his career path since then. It' s been... shall we say, painfully enlightening. At times, wet sponges are amazing conductors of ..um.. encouragement.