Life, the Universe, and Nothing...

Upon reflection, I've discovered I agree with a statement made by George Carlin:

"I don't think I could commit suicide if my life depended on it."

WebComics anyone?

I thought I might share a few o' my favorite web comic episodes with e'eryone at large.

At PVP:
Time for your wife
Working order
He's a machine
Crush it

At EXTRALIFE:
The Matrix is full of idiots
Soap on a Pope
Hairy Potter
First IM

At Ctrl+Alt+Del:
"Compensation"
"Like Butter"
"Just To See If It Would Fit"

At Bunny:
More drinks...
...would've made it one
The Orange Bunny...
...to consult the family tree.

And, of course, Order of the Stick:
Head for numbers

A Short Wisdom

"Well, I wrestled with reality for thirty-five years, doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it."
-Elwood P. Dowd (James Stewart), Harvey

Quizzicals II

You're Nny! You're psychotic and kind of evil, but

somewhere in there is an emotion. Good luck

finding it.


What Johnny the Homicidal Maniac character are you?
brought to you by Quizilla

Cast Away

I feel as if I’ve been put in the proverbial brig. No, better yet, I feel marooned. I’ve been reduced to a common scallywag, a number in a multitude if you will. It’s not a place I like to be. It is not a place I’ve deserved. Well, here’s a tip and a draught to wishin’ for better days.

In commemoration o' the day...

I found another o' these ol' things layin' 'round, so bein' as it's about love and all, I thought it might be appropriate for today...

Ecstasy

Love rends you thought from thought.
Love binds your will and mind.
Love releases your sanity.
Love kills you from the inside.

Love fucks up your judgment.
Love rides you like a disease.
Love stews your emotions.
Love kills you from the inside.

Love shows you pain and suffering.
Love gives you loss.
Love takes away from you.
Love kills you from the inside.

Love exposes your secrets.
Love brings self-hate and denial.
Love hurts you.
Love kills you from the inside.

Love encompasses simple ecstasy.
Love, I would not live without.

~by William L. Grapevine

For lack o' anythin' better I share...

Dreaming

I see a face as the mist clears from my mind.
I see you there, smiling.
The sun shimmers on your silken, porcelain skin.
Your smile casts back a light all it’s own,
dispelling of shadows and mists alike.
I raise my hand to your beaming face,
brush the soft feather skin of your cheek,
feel the rose there flow into me like a warm rain.
It fills me with hope. I wish never to wake,
to stay in this realm if dreams, with you.
I look into the deep pools of your eyes,
and I see my reflection staring back at me.
And I realize I have already awakened.

~by William L. Grapevine